Direct line to God by Even Keel
On: 19 Mar 2010 at 17:18
A photographer on vacation was inside a church taking photographs when he noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read '$10,000 per call'. The American, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by what the telephone ...

If men wrote problem pages by yachty_1
On: 19 Mar 2010 at 15:49
Q: My husband has too many night out with the boysAnswerThis is perfecrly natural behaviour and should be encouraged. The man is the hunter and needs to prove his prowess with other men.A night out chasing young single girls is a great stress relief ...

Age is like beauty and lies in the eye of the beholder by Emma Soames
On: 19 Mar 2010 at 15:18
There was a survey published this week that reached the earth-shaking conclusion that young people think 'old' starts at 58. But older people think old starts a decade later at 67. Age is like beauty and lies in the eye of the beholder. Many of us ...

A simple life and good shopping by Jack7
On: 19 Mar 2010 at 15:02
Every two weeks I have what I call a thorough clean of my home. Even to the observer who would see no difference I know that there is. I have a large lounge overlooking a small park. Everyone who visits me loves this room. When I separated from my ...

Warning......Very Un-PC solution to a terrorism problem by Denny Patch
On: 19 Mar 2010 at 12:14
So very simple.... An engineer (ex-NASA project director) has what I think is the near perfect solution for airport security! *Subject: **Problem solved for airport and federal building security**Here's a solution to all the controversy ...

Your local pharmacy by rodgedodgeoforleton
On: 19 Mar 2010 at 11:58
Just about all of us have been into a pharmacy at one time or another but, as a retired pharmacist, I do wonder how many people think about what actually goes on behind the dispensary counter. Why do we ask so many questions? Why do you sometimes ...

Gypsy girl by ladystardust
On: 19 Mar 2010 at 11:12
Gypsy girlShe danced just like a gypsy girl to such a sweet refrainHere hair as black as midnight, her eyes were just the sameI watched her as she passed me by, her hair just brushed my cheekI knew right then this midnight girl I simply had to ...

It's complicated... by ibro
On: 19 Mar 2010 at 09:28
I sometimes wish I suffered from a condition that could be explained in one short sentence.Such as;"You're looking pretty rough. What's up?""I've got Rabies.""Oh. Right. Better get yourself home then."Instead ...

Normal Day by John from Leeds
On: 19 Mar 2010 at 05:41
Normal day 19 March 2010 At last a normal day no visits to the hospital not funerals, no visitors just peace perfect peace, and the cats of course. Much feline distress from Puddy, ...

Banana skins..... by Cinnammon
On: 19 Mar 2010 at 05:00
was wondering if anyone has ever realy slipped over on a banna skin....!!! It"s stupidly early in the morning and i can't sleep..... ...