Shorts R Us ?

How to look appealing instead of revolting

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Dobra

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Subject: Shorts R Us ?
Posted At: 03/06/2009 13:01:57

The interesting Forditon mini-series about jeans and creases, begs another closely linked topic - shorts!

Living on the IoW, shorts are de rigeur for much of the year, but come the warmer snap, masses of shorts addicts appear all over the Island. The big question is How To appear casual smart, scruffy smart, or lazy scruffy...

Beer bellies hanging over, legs like Miss Michelin, dirty and unpressed, do the wearers want any help to change their image? This is an opportunity for SZ shorts-wearers to contribute.

My brother in Oz, wears a business suit with shorts from time to time, but that would look silly here?? Welcome comments and advice, as both sexes are affected.

Vectis mike
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ageing-lioness

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Posted At: 03/06/2009 13:43:04

Shorts as scruff are ok in the garden or for manual labor......hunks on sitesHmmm ???
But for 'out' wear the old style safari suit and long socks takes some beating in my opinion, That said, the really old kd pre 1970 was terrible to wash and even worse to wear apparently; and if you had the luck to aquire a chinese ahma, getting them NOT to starch the uniforms was an achievment savoured !Shades
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Posted At: 04/06/2009 12:10:07

When I am on a cruise I often see lots of pasengers wearing those long short that stop at the knee and they look very smart ladies and gentleman wear them I was thinking of buying a pair for my next trip and no they do not look scruffy as they are well tailored ones
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Posted At: 04/06/2009 14:32:15

I like wearing shorts around the house and garden in this weather but I wouldn't inflict the sight on anyone else by going out in them! I do think tailored ones look great on slim people. Yesterday I saw a "lady of a certain age" (who was not exactly a feather) wearing dark tights and a denim micro-skirt (with tatty hem) that was not a pretty sight!Big cheesy grin

Edit: And why is it that your legs never go brown?
Chris1

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Posted At: 04/06/2009 20:13:51

The only ones with brown legs are those that use a sun bed I think. Mind you having said that, an old friend always came back with brown legs but then she went abroad and most of the time sat in the sun, but by the time I knew her she had lost a lot of weight and her legs looked rather skinny with loose skin. Not firmed up at all.

I wear shorts out for shopping etc when it is warm enough, but the material is either blue or beige pin-stripe and were a bargain at £9.99 in Bon Marche about 5 or 6 years ago, and they still look and feel good.

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Posted At: 05/06/2009 15:22:45

With legs like mine, shorts are most definitely not for me. Even on my trip in April to Mexico on a fishing boat in the middle of the ocean, I still wore long trousers. I rarely, if ever, wear a skirt, but if I do it is almost to the ankles. I blame my mother, my legs are like hers and unfortunately, so are my daughter's. Although she is small and slim, she has horrible legs (I can say that, being her mother). Even in the house and garden I would not be seen dead in shorts.

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DominicJohn

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Posted At: 05/06/2009 16:26:56

One knows if one looks good in shorts .. male or female. Style is an innate thing .. you either got it or you aint! So if anyone needs to come into this thread to ask others opinions on clothes .. you simply aint! Mind you .. you've got to admire the honesty of some of these posts!
Chris1

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Posted At: 05/06/2009 17:41:01

I have an old pair of shorts which I wear specifically when either painting around the house or when in the garden as it does not matter if when painting I wipe my hands down them or in the garden if they get muddy. I just sling them in the washer and they come up clean again.
DominicJohn

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Posted At: 05/06/2009 18:45:07

Quoting Chris1 (05/06/2009 @ 17:41:01):
I have an old pair of shorts which I wear specifically when either painting around the house or when in the garden as it does not matter if when painting I wipe my hands down them or in the garden if they get muddy. I just sling them in the washer and they come up clean again.



Chris, ... I was thinking more about how you look in shorts when you are cooking on the BBQ in the garden .. or when you walk down to the pool on the Costas .. pretty OK I should imagine!
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Posted At: 08/06/2009 00:58:39

I have just a we bit of a tummy, not a gross fat gut, Fat blokes who tuck their t shirt into their shorts look awfulI. I wear my t shirt over my shorts, doing so hides that slightly naughty tummy. I'm quite chuffed with my legs, firm but not muscley, not to much hair. They are mostly white, perhaps it's the birthmarks.Wink with tongue PS that's not grey hair on my forehead, but another white birth mark.
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cynann

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Posted At: 09/06/2009 03:10:51

I think that you should not be afraid to wear shorts if you wish.. some people look hideous in them,,some people look great in them... but who cares,,, I hate to see some middle aged women who wear these beigey longish shorts,, or their long old fashioned skrts in the summer... a very bad look... Some men look equally dated in their attire in the summer... but as I say. who cares... The summer is more important than the clothes I think.

I saw a man of about eighty today... he was wearing some very old very short shorts.. he had a very worn out old t shirt on,,, his legs were all thin and white, his socks were black with a pair of old trainers on.... he was jogging along the village lane here,,, he seemed super fit.. god forbid that he should buy some new gear, he looked great.
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Posted At: 09/06/2009 09:39:37

I'm with Cynann 100% here. I really love to see people wear what they enjoy wearing, and feel sad for those who appear to be lurking uncomfortably in what they hope is 'suitable'. The old boy she described is a terrific example of that - he was happy in his own skin and clothes.

Like CeeCee I inherited my ma's legs, but I'm grateful they are excellent ones. Personally I don't like clothes much and gravitate towards climates where they aren't really necessary (I do wear them though, so as not to frighten the horses, or Saga Cruisers). But not much in the privacy of my own home and surroundings. I do try to be respectful of those around me, and what I wear in the village and what I'd wear at St Trop are very different.

As well as the legs I also inherited my mothers skin, which amazingly becomes several sizes too large in middle age. The body is still pretty much the same shape though, so if the moods takes me I can tuck it all into tight jeans and still get the wolf whistles.

Back to the topic though - the OP mentioned a business suit with shorts in Oz, and I have seen plenty in the City, in the days when a daily tube commute was part of my existence. Pretty cool they looked too.



Lonnenlass

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Posted At: 27/06/2009 22:19:41

For me shorts in the garden are fine but as I'm now too lazy to wax/whatever my legs I seldom wear either them or skirts in public!
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Posted At: 27/06/2009 22:28:21

I was out in skin tight lycra shorts and a lycra top this morning for a couple of hours.

I was riding a bicycle though.
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Posted At: 27/06/2009 22:53:07

I wear shorts in the garden but I do not inflict my legs on the general public.Big cheesy grin
Bethany

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Posted At: 27/06/2009 23:03:14

I have to say,and can blow my own trumpet for a change, that I do have good legs, and they go brown very quickly. Must be living on a boat for years.
Dobra

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Posted At: 28/06/2009 08:24:43

Hot News!
Just seen a fiftyish man, well over 6ft walk past with pre-war leder hosen. The length from waist to hem must have been about 12" Beat that! Bit like hot-pants for men.....Wink with tongue
Chris1

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Posted At: 02/07/2009 20:41:38

Dominic John - I don't know what I WOULD look like as a) I never cook for a BBQ b) I don't have a passport so don't go abroad & c) I don't care how good or bad I look in shorts as if it is hot enough to wear them for shopping I wear them more for comfort than anything. Use to cut a dash in the early 70's wearing a pair of bright red hot pants with bib front. My darling Mum bought them for me as my late OH said I shouldn't buy them so I did just to be awkward. Mind you he liked me in the ones I bought. My son wears combat styled shorts when he is gardening or out in general.

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Posted At: 02/07/2009 20:45:58

In this heat young girls are digging out their shorts but WHY must they insist on wearing those black footless tights/leggings with absolutely everything. They look hot and I would imagine they must be hot. If it's not the leggings it is trousers 24/7. As it is hot they are wearing little skimpy cotton tops so what's with the jeans or trousers. The girls in the office where I am a temp for a few days are all wearing trousers and look most uncomfortable.
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Posted At: 03/07/2009 09:41:26

Have to agree with Chris1 here - what is it with the leggings???? They must be so uncomfortable and yet, even in Cyprus, we have girls wearing them.

I'm a bit biased regarding shorts as Himself has to wear them half the year round as part of his uniform, good old KD! Most people seem to look alright in them though and of course, Himself looks wonderful in his - lol!

We do see some rather, erm, interesting sights over here in the summer months however. I'm a great believer in wear what you like and to hell with people's opinions - but I do feel that a bit of concern for the mental welfare of small children and animals would be appropriate. For example, if you have a beer belly the size of the Channel Islands, it is NOT clever to sling on a pair of short shorts and arrange the belly to hang nonchalantly over the top of the waistband, especially if the overhang then pulls your shorts down so that you get a "builder's bum" effect at the back. Team that up with Argyle socks pulled up to mid calf, Jesus sandals, a tattoo of a naked vampire seductress, and a can of John Smiths gripped firmly in one hand - need I say more...................
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